ARMYs are trending “Dear HYBE,” but not for the usual reason…
dear hybe, ARMY's have something to say pic.twitter.com/08dlHn0SuP
— ً mimi⁷ ᥫ᭡ (@foreverebangtan) June 7, 2022
ARMYs have trended “Dear HYBE” on Twitter, sharing what appears to be cover letters applying for made-up positions at the company. They are all outlandish dream jobs related to working with one’s BTS bias. Yet, ARMYs give valid reasons why they would make excellent candidates for the fictional roles.
Update: Twitter has now added a description.😄💜 pic.twitter.com/a3uAkHoG63
— Dear Moon⁷🌛 (@DearMoon246) September 28, 2022
Check out some of the funniest applications below.
1. Jimin’s Hair-Holder
Hello Hybe, I would like to be considered for the job of holding Jimin's hair out of his face. I too have hair and YEARS of experience of pushing it away from my face. I think I would be an excellent addition to your team.
*References will be provided upon request
— 𝓛𝓤𝓛𝓤 ⁷ ⟭⟬ BTS ⟬⟭ connected to 7G since ²⁰¹³ (@lsgrlr) September 27, 2022
2. Album Opener
I hear that you are looking for some new employees! I am a professional BTS album opener! I would 💜to help Jhope open the albums instead of using his precious teeth! Let's work together to avoid this situation in the future! #Jhope 🍌 pic.twitter.com/a9Ft2LXAEP
— BTSxCentral Midwest⁷ᴮᴱ (@BTSxCentral) September 27, 2022
3. Company Chicken
I would like to apply for the position of company chicken. I know this is a coveted position. I am confident that I can fulfill the eggxpectations. I have prepared a resume for your review. Please find references in the comments responding to this post.
Thank you. pic.twitter.com/X2wiTkKX65
— btschickendata₇ 🐔💜 (@bock_twt) September 28, 2022
4. RM’s High-Fiver
I would like to apply for the role of Namjoons high fiver. I can ensure that no longer will he ever be left hanging.
I claim to have excellent aim, and am confident that every high five will transmit the boost of fighting energy needed to work even harder!
Yours truly https://t.co/gvcVTPG8Hc
— Serendipity⁷ 땡🏁 (@mochiii030) September 27, 2022
5. Suga’s Sweat-Dabber
Dear HYBE, I'm applying for the position of Yoongi sweat dabber. I have several years of sweat dabbing experience & have a good eye for spotting sweat drops. I'd love to be part of the sweat dabbing team, and am looking forward to hearing from you shortly.
— trinh ⁷ ⟭⟬ (@trinhers) September 27, 2022
I would like to be considered for the position of Bangtan Hugger, First Class. I have been awarded top rank by my family, friends & even strangers. Hugs are scientifically proven to mentally & physically heal.
I am willing to travel, no questions asked.
Thank you. https://t.co/ZyqBwVfofB
— ⟭⟬ Caloky⁷ ⟬⟭ 💜 (@caloky3) September 27, 2022
7. Jungkook’s Baby Oil Manager
I would like to apply for carrying Jungkook's Baby Oil and help him to apply it before every Fake Love performance. I think I am capable for this job because I have patience, perseverance and I can stop myself from jumping on him in the first time.
— Do | ting ting ball⁷🏁 (@_yxxngles_) September 27, 2022
8. RM’s Spotter
Please consider me for the position of being Namjoon’s spotter at the gym. In particular, when his shirt is off but, I am flexible and can spot for him with his shirt on.
— Hobisjawline ⁷ ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ 🃏 (@Hobisjawline1) September 27, 2022
9. Jin’s Gaming Partner
I would like to apply for the post of Kim Seokjin's gaming partner. I have good gaming skills as well as years of experience in pulling allnighters without any stress. I can even cook him snacks in between the gaming hours.
Thank you. https://t.co/X21sj41fAH
— Vizzzzzz (@_yoongistattoo_) September 27, 2022
10. Suga’s Lip Balm Applier
PS. Should any either member suffer from dry lips, I'd be willing and able to help either member. I'm flexible and a hard worker, and would love to help fight dry lips wherever the need arises.
— Cypher⁷ ᴮᴱ ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ/ Shesawseesaw (@cypherluscious) September 27, 2022
Dear hybe ,
I would like to apply as the professional "Museumgoer" for Namjoon to visit art galleries and museums
If you may –
I am an artist myself and I find myself well-suited for this job as I am a bibliophile.
Also I have around 15 YEARS of experience of the same
— 💜만야 샤르마 #HYYHARMY💜🌸🌸💜🦋#BTSFOREVER💜 (@ManyaSharma2708) September 27, 2022
12. Jin’s Dad Joke Provider
I would like to apply for the position of Jin's dad joke provider. I have several years of experience embarrassing my daughter.
Thank you https://t.co/mOh7n0u2vQ
— ﾟ･:,｡★♪Sabri⁷♪★,｡･:･ﾟ (@shapi238) September 27, 2022
13. Jimin’s Jams
I want to be considered for Jimin's lost jam that Jimin didn't get. I have many years of experience in this matter. i can find jams so easily so please hybe give me this opportunity to fulfill jimin's jam and all armys dream.
Thank you pic.twitter.com/kQoItX4fZk
— Love (@Love460886361) September 27, 2022
I would like to apply for this really important job which is holding the members heads when they fall asleep during makeup time or when people do their hair.
I have years of experience of holding heads, my hands are quite comfortable and soft which would make https://t.co/6wvV0kdHrQ
— detta⁷ tailor of chaos (@kmsIay) September 27, 2022
15. Jungkook’s Lost Button
I'm applying for the position of Jungkook's lost button. I have decades of experience in holding clothes completely closed and cropped jackets in place during concerts and live streams. It's my mission to keep your artist safe from hard and soft stans
— ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ Jen ⁷ ⟭⟬ ⟬⟭ (@Kimchi_maker) September 27, 2022
16. J-Hope’s Instagram Assistant
I would like to be considered for the position of Hoseok’s IG assistant. As you can see from my CV & sample work, I am well versed in over-the-top decorations and pride myself on my extreme promptness. I am fluent in stickers, gifs and emoji 🔥👏😯. Thank you https://t.co/jmlgTostqn pic.twitter.com/g6bSmojWBX
— sea.saw⁷ Rush Hour 🏁 (@backtobleuxside) September 27, 2022
17. Jimin’s Boot-Zipper
I'm applying for the position of Jimin's chelsea boot zipper. I have years of zipping experience, have mastered both the zip & unzip, & my skills are transferable to other clothing as needed. I'm confident I'm a "shoe-in" for the position.
Stacey https://t.co/tr2gu68Gdd pic.twitter.com/XX3WbWTnSi
— ∞Stacey⁷ ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ 💜 (@54lovelybts) September 27, 2022
18. Pants Straightener
I’d like to apply to the position of pants straightener. I feel uniquely qualified, as I have extensive experience wearing unwrinkled pants, have great attention to detail, and am happy sitting on or near the floor.
— Cate⁷ 💜 (@pkuptrucks) September 28, 2022
19. RM’s Hair-Tucker
I would like to apply for the job of tucking Joon’s hair behind his ear. I have 0 experience but I am quick learner and hard worker also I am willing to tuck any hairs of any member.
— biba⁷ ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ 🧬🦢🍊🇵🇸 #TeamBlack (@stilljkwithyou) September 27, 2022