9 Things BTS Absolutely Needs to Stop Doing Right Now For ARMY’s Health
Warning: Posts about BTS’s breath-taking habits and “I-can’t-believe-he-did-that” mannerisms below. Please proceed with caution.
It’s no secret that BTS is composed of all-around talented kings. Their record-breaking views on YouTube, heart-pumping dance choreographies and award-winning songs have all proven it.
They can sing different genres of music with various styles and still manage to inject their personalities into their songs.
They can rap: slow, smooth and deep as they can go, or so unbelievably fast that you can’t even follow.
And they can definitely and undoubtedly dance.
Yes, BTS can do anything.
But is it possible to ask them to stop doing these immensely heart-stopping habits and breath-taking mannerisms?
It’s not good for a typical ARMY’s fragile heart.
Here are nine of them you may also be familiar with:
1. Stop dancing to “Baepsae”
For a song that talks about the pressure placed on today’s generation, there’s a lot of hip thrusts action to go around.
Hold up p a u s e do y’all think baepsae is going to be on the setlist bc …uh….umm…my grandmother is going to the concertpic.twitter.com/jMw1Rg6bxz
— tey⁷࿐ྂᴵˢ ˢᵉᵉⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵗˢ (@COMFYJOON) February 10, 2020
Maybe that’s their version of “put a lot more effort”?
2. Stop wearing transparent clothes
Jungkook was really wearing a transparent shirt.
I SUFFER SO MUCH😫
— nena °ᴗ° ⁷ (@Yoongi61_5) January 29, 2020
An ARMY’s mind is a creative little thing, so better to leave more for the imagination.
3. Stop exposing your necks too much
Here’s an idea: why don’t we all start wearing scarves and turtlenecks during summer?
4. Stop drinking water on stage
How can doing something so common as drinking water look so magical when these boys do it?
From now on, this is the only type of onstage water-drinking allowed:
namjoon trying to drink his water but drinking his mic instead ;;;;; @BTS_twt pic.twitter.com/JGzbZAKtQc
— miintae⁷ [slow] EG☻ (@jeoniies) February 9, 2020
5. Stop showing their abs
For every set of abs shown, a hundred ARMYs instantly have trouble breathing.
IT’S SO HARD TO BE AN OT7 STAN. IMAGINE WATCHING THE CONCERT?? NAMJOON? JIN? YOONGI? HOSEOK? JIMIN? TAEHYUNG? JUNGKOOK? WHOLE BTS?? IM CRYING. FEEL ATTACKED. CAN’T BREATHE. CAN’T HANDLE THEIR BEAUTY?? JAW DROPPING. THEIR TALENTS?? WIG SNATCHED AND THEIR SOFT HEARTS?? I LOVE THAT
— MICKS ⁷ (@jiminoosaurus) October 26, 2019
6. Stop their gentle and soft interactions with children
Can you hear all those fanfictions about BTS as fathers being written?
We can already hear the gears spinning.
7. And puppies
Because, yes, there is such a thing as too much cuteness and ARMYs all over the world may not be able to handle it.
8. Stop licking their lips and putting their tongues out
On second thought, it must be because they’re putting their lip balms to a good use, especially BTS V.
taehyung covered up the lip balm with his entire hand BUT PEOPLE STILL FOUND THE BRAND?????? i’m scared of y’all pic.twitter.com/A9xBo4hPQQ
— ً lani⁷ (@moonchildpjms) December 2, 2019
At 2019’s MMAs, he applied his lip balm and hid the brand, but ARMYs found out and it got sold out anyway.
This takes the meaning of “tongue technology” to a whole new level.
9. Stop switching from “smiley mode” to “serious and focused” in a heartbeat
Everybody knows you shouldn’t attack someone who can’t defend themselves. This concept applies to this situation perfectly.
im bringing this back cause there is nothing more sexy than hoseok being a serious profesional dancer and teacher in all black 🔥#JHope #제이홉 pic.twitter.com/KHiEthFdaV
— ♡⁷ = #EgoTo50M (@Hobidanceleader) March 15, 2019
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