10 Quotes From EXO’s Kai That Sound Fake But Are 100% Real
EXO‘s Kai (also known by his real name, Kim Jongin) is famous for being one of K-Pop’s best dancers, and his music, whether with EXO or as a soloist, never fails to capture everyone’s hearts. However, his hilarious and clumsy personality has fans falling deeper in love with him, and here are 10 quotes that prove that his life can sometimes be a “comedy and [a] documentary.”
“Yeah, comedy and documentary” pic.twitter.com/euytwFtMEe
— kai loops (@loopsjongin) June 3, 2019
1. When You’re Done With Your Company
If Kai’s third album and solo concert don’t come out soon, he and EXO-Ls will be out for blood.
JONGIN??????????? 😭 pic.twitter.com/XhYmMrcBnn
— 🍮 (@shoomymelody) October 16, 2022
💭
🐻 if 3 albums come out, isn’t it possible to have a concert?
🐻 not doing it? attack the company
🐻 then we’ll do an all out attack together
🐻 honestly we've all been going easy— Kai (@kaiburbuja) October 16, 2022
2. “This isn’t hair anymore; this is a broom.”
Most of the idol industry can relate.
jongin: thiiiis, what do to with this hair… this is not a hair anymore.. this is.. a broom. i sometimes use this to clean my room… ah really… ㅂ_ㅂ”
he can be really funny sometimes huh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/06qNWChjxQ
— 🌙 (@thewonujeon) December 2, 2019
3. “I feel like I flew in the sky.”
The only bodyguards that Kai needs.
kai is funny as shit it’s really tears in my eyes pic.twitter.com/bYQ6ZzTjzS
— KYKY! 🍑 TENTEN! (@reddfawxx) July 9, 2022
4. This Legendary Moment
baekhyun: inside the padding!
jongin: inside the panty! inside the panty!
baekhyun: inside the padding theres two words!!
jongin: *looks down* inside the panty… theres two words????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/arO61hbKzJ
— 🌙 (@thewonujeon) November 30, 2019
When he jokes about it, it gets even funnier.
Caption: KPOP Avengers
Jongin: I'm Hulk~ When he transforms, he is only wearing (his) underwear
Caption: A man with 20 Million views
JONGIN PLEASE HE IS SO FUNNY CLNSIDJD #EXO #카이 @weareoneEXO
— 면토끼 '^' (@BUNNYMYE0N) August 22, 2020
5. “My phone is a complete idiot.”
When your phone doesn’t work properly, it’s only right to scold it.
KIM JONGIN IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT pic.twitter.com/O7deZGB9p6
— ۟ (@n0thingonkai) October 22, 2022
6. Violence is never the answer, but imagining it can help.
Some people explain choreography through beats, but Kai explains it through imagined violence.
This part when Jongin said just think you're grabbing people's head that you don't like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/GuGYjFDcat
— ㅋ (@aotykai) July 4, 2021
7. “I applied nail polish on my lips and cried.”
Definitely not something you think you’d ever hear someone say.
kai and his ‘lipbalm = nail polish’ story ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ🤣🤣
2015 2020 pic.twitter.com/KvrFvjU8H7
— yash • K𝒜I (@imjonginswife) July 5, 2020
8. Kai and the whisper challenge is always a recipe for chaos.
He’s too innocent for this world.
JONGIN CAN'T SAY THE WORD "BREAST" ON AIR HAHAHAHAHA HE'S SO CUTE OHMYGODDDDDD pic.twitter.com/T0EPlNMiTU
— Aℓℓ About #EXO (@kyungsoo_stan) December 29, 2018
9. Spoken Keyboard Smash
When your brain malfunctions as you try to speak.
BH: Kai dances really good wearing slippers
JI: aiigheeuhihsjhhjhsigeeaihh pic.twitter.com/JqEow0VOHX— daya 🍑 (@jonginization) September 1, 2020
10. Stan Kai For More Brain Cells
If you stan Kai, you’re automatically an intellectual.
chanyeol: wow so handsome
jongin: you know whats up, youre an educated manSKDKDKSJSSKSKDJSLAL pic.twitter.com/w7xWX3LVTN
— 🌙 (@thewonujeon) May 21, 2020
