When it comes to hilarious fan theories, nothing can beat BTS ARMYs. From ‘BTS Werewolf’ jokes to purple memes, the niche humor of the fandom can make your Twitter feed amusing. Among the many running jokes in the fandom, the one that is currently resurfacing is the claim that RM‘s dog Rapmonie (or, as many call him, Monie) is actually a Harvard graduate…or a professor.
He’s a professor at Harvard too
— J no. 3 (@magictaeleaves) December 10, 2021
ARMYs have often joked that BTS’s pets frequently look very humane in pictures. This discourse gave birth to the theory that Monie looks like a distinguished university graduate who probably speaks in a very polished tongue.
you not gon tell me these dogs aint human pic.twitter.com/yGafoFbsOl
— ☉⁷ (@yoongiclip) June 2, 2022
"father, what are we having for breakfast today? i am quite famished" pic.twitter.com/xkhEskFY0w
— fawz⁷ (@agustranda) February 25, 2022
🐨: oh hi monie
🐶: 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝓉, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓉𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻, 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓉, 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃
🐨: yeah i love you too pic.twitter.com/1K9SE6IGVP
— mapler joobs (@namjincollab) February 25, 2022
The reason why this joke has resurfaced is none other than Monie’s hyung RM himself. In the recent RUN BTS episode, RM revealed that Monie doesn’t greet him that enthusiastically when he goes home.
This revelation brought back the theories that Monie is probably too busy being an academic to greet RM like an average dog.
monie doesnt bark or wag his tail when joon comes home he just lowers his book and glances up from his specs like "oh. youre home." and proceeds reading the communist manifesto
— georgie⁷❀ (@kkyulmin) August 16, 2022
That just set the wheels rolling for more imaginary scenarios coming through, each one more hilarious than the last.
do you think their dogs pull “here comes the havard graduate” everytime moni proposes any idea in their bangdog-meet?
— :P🍀 tete ia (@vminsnowflakes) August 16, 2022
— RN 남준의 머리핀 (@runnamu) August 16, 2022
moni not greeting namjoon whenever he comes home bc moni's the one who pays his taxes and electricity bills
— rice⁷ 🃏 (@agustdidas) August 16, 2022
Well, all we need now is for RM to actually get on with these jokes. He already dressed up Monie in a Squid Game costume once. Shouldn’t be a problem to put him in a double-breasted coat with some glasses to give him the elite makeover he deserves.